~Welcome Foolish Mortals~

dianabaabe:

am I in the process of getting attractive or am I stuck like this forever

overlordofthelollipopguild:

tannedfreckies:

killedmycatatemytailor:

stylekreep:

the pair of underwear i had signed by the cast of Supernatural and the responses it elicited from each of them:

Jensen: “what brand are these? i’m not familiar. not that i should be familiar with ladies’ underwear, but that’s probably best.”

Matt: “i feel like i need to make an announcement.” 

Misha: “thank you so much for this golden opportunity.”

Sebastian: “these are quite sexy! i rather like them plain like this. are you going to be wearing them later?”

Mark: “you’re bloody joking. well go on, hold these while i sign the ass. this is my space.”

Jared: *30 seconds of unrestrained giggling*

Omg misha.

jARED

MARK 

yixingxiu:

I am a big wrinkle and I am cleaning my little wrinkle I made.

yixingxiu:

I am a big wrinkle and I am cleaning my little wrinkle I made.

thechronicferuchemist:

Uterus, I do not understand your need to have a baby. We cannot afford a baby. I do not want a baby. Hell you wouldn’t even be happy if we had a baby. I find these temper tantrums you throw every month we don’t have a baby absolutely unacceptable.

just wanna hide behind my makeup today…

grumpclump:

Someone broke Arin, please send help. [ x ]

grumpclump:

Someone broke Arin, please send help. [ x ]

motorcyclles:

Really, what’s up with Erens face

motorcyclles:

Really, what’s up with Erens face

the internet and my friends tell me to love myself. that i look great just the way i am, that i’m beautiful and that i shouldn’t change a thing. my mother says otherwise

can’t find the artist! Message me if you know who!

can’t find the artist! Message me if you know who!

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